Piggity-Wiggity Jiggity Jig

When Piggity-Wiggity complains to his dad about the length of his
name, Dad explains that he and his wife felt that their large family of
four boys and four girls was missing something. When Piggity-
Wiggity came along, they were so delighted that they wanted to give
him an extra-special, musical, heroic sort of name.
Piggity-Wiggity goes to sleep well satisfied with the explanation for
his extraordinary name.